Fustercluck obstacle races, mud run, and OCR information, distance, cost, dates, calendar, discounts, obstacles, reviews, and more
It’s coming October 5th 2013. Experience the most disturbing, All-American 5k obstacle race in history. Once you survive Hillbilly Kidnappings and tons of crazy obstacles, you will cross the finish line and enter our outrageous Redneck Games arena where you can play games like Hubcap Hurling, Shoot the Hipster (featuring real hipsters!), Mud Pit Tug of War, Masterbaiting (fencing with fishing rods!), Dumpster Diving, Redneck Chicken Coop Fighting (From The World Famous RCCF League!?), Mud Wrestling, Slip n’ Slides, Mud Belly Flop Competitions, Redneck Horseshoes (with toilet seats!), Slutty Cowgirl Contest (It is what it is! Our version of the Daisy Duke Contest but for Fusterchicks), Mullet Of The Century Competition and many more insane games and contests that will leave you wondering…WHERE THE CLUCK AM I ?!
Throughout the day, Fustercluckers rock away to All-’Murrican DJ’s blastin’ Classic & Southern Rock, Country, Rowdy Bluegrass and your favorite foot stompin’ Party Tunes. Get ready for an insane, all day, All-American hoedown full of delicious grub, rockin’ music, crazy games, wild shenanigans, hilarious emcee’s, countless kegs of beer and more of everything than you can handle.
Everybody is welcome: fast, slow, runner, walker, young, old, hillbilly, hipster…just come prepared to be hunted and chased in the 5k by our Hillbilly Hunters!
What an epic FUSTERCLUCK!
Upcoming Fustercluck Events
We don't know of any upcoming events for Fustercluck. You can check out our list of past events and reviews below, or if you know of an upcoming race, add it to our calendar!
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