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Miami Florida The X Run 2014

May 31, 2014

Historic Virginia Key Beach Park

4020 Virginia Beach Drive, Miami, FL, United States

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May 31, 2014

Add to Calendar 05/31/2014 09:00 AM 05/31/2014 11:00 AM Miami Florida The X Run 2014 The X Run
Historic Virginia Key Beach Park
Historic Virginia Key Beach Park, 4020 Virginia Beach Drive, Miami, FL, United States The X Run use-title true MM/DD/YYYY

Race Start Time:

First wave begins at 9am and will continue every 20 minutes until 2:00PM.


Historic Virginia Key Beach Park
4020 Virginia Beach Drive
Miami, FL, United States - View Map

Distance & Course Length:

5k run and obstacle course.


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Cost & Pricing:

Individual CostUntil
$65May 1st, 2014
$85May 16th, 2014 (Online Registration Closes)

There is a no refund policy; however you may transfer your entry to another person. If you cannot attend the event, you may transfer to another wave time for $5.00 or transfer to another runner for $10.00.
We offer Military and Uniformed Officer discounts!

What You Get / What's Included:

  • Free T-Shirt
  • One free beer
  • Free high resolution photos of you tackling our wild and hilarious obstacles.
  • Condom wrapper-shaped medal
  • Post-party access pass where you'll have the opportunity to meet adult starlets, enjoy live music, entertainment and much more!
  • Racing bib with safety pins


Course Description:

There will be 14 obstacles in total. 5 obstacles will be custom adult-themed shaped inflatables, 5 standard, but challenging obstacles and 4 standard obstacles that have been modified to fit an adult theme. The obstacle course will be challenging enough for the “expert mud runner”, but easy enough to be completed by a “mud run virgin”. Our main goal is have fun, induce lots of laughter and promote a sex positive culture while supporting an amazing organization.

Aid Stations:

First aid stations with fully equipped paramedics will be accessible throughout the course. Water stations will be located within the course and will be staffed and with enough water handy to accommodate up to 8,000 runners. However, we are closing the event at 4800, so no worries….no one will leave thirsty! If you feel you will need more water than we can accommodate, please bring a water bottle…we want to make sure no one passes out or dies from dehydration. That tends to ruin an event.


We are still working on the contest and prizes we will be offering, so please keep checking back as they will be announced shortly. One contest we have all agreed to debut at the event is the crowing of Mr. and Mrs. X-Rated Run 2014 with a cash prize of $500 each! Stay tuned for details…


There is a spectator fee of $25.00. All spectators will be allowed to enter the post-race party and the vendor display area. Also, there will be designated viewing areas to cheer on fellow runners!


$10.00 per carload on race day! Cash only at the gate, so please have your cash ready! Carpooling is strongly encouraged!

Post Party:

The post-party will be the sexiest party within the mud circuit! We will have a live DJ, burlesque, pole dancing and male revue shows, mud wrestling, food vendors, beer stand, contests, music, the BADDEST MC in Florida and the opportunity to meet beautiful adult starlets! This is a party you WON’T want to miss!


A portion of the proceeds from this event will be donated to the, promoting campaigns against female genital mutilation (FGM) and helping restore a sense of dignity and pleasure. Visit to learn more. Due to the adult nature of this event, children are not allowed to attend and you must be over 18 by the day of the event to be allowed to enter.

We know you’ll want to rinse off and freshen up before the post-party, so showers/rinse off areas will be available onsite.


We are offering a $5.00 discount per team member if you register as a team. So, gather up your friends, family, neighbors and come on out to the sexiest mud run/party on the planet!

Coupons / Discount Codes:

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