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Miami Florida The X Run 2014
May 31, 2014

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Miami Florida The X Run 2014
May 31, 2014


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The X Run

Historic Virginia Key Beach Park
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4020 Virginia Beach Drive, Miami, FL, 33149, United States
The very nature of mud runs are that they're fun, and as our tagline states, this is not your average mud run! It is a 5 mile adult-themed obstacle run for those 18 and over and all abilities - fitness is not a factor, fun is!

Get out of your comfort zone and leave your conservatism at home.

This event has everything which sex has:

You'll get hot, sweaty, sticky, and messy.
You'll feel exhausted but elated at the end of it.
You can come on your own, as a pair or enter as a team.
Sex is fun: With obstacle names like the Blue Balls Dash, the G-string Crawl, Dominatrix Dungeon, and the Honey Slide, you'll be laughing your way round the course.

Sex is healthy: You'll be running around and using every part of your body. Plus we'll have a few sexy ideas to help keep you fit, such as pole dancing and healthy, sexy food tips (although we've thrown in a few not-so-healthy ones too!).

Sex is entertaining: The day will be fun-packed and with lots of naughty entertainment and side-shows to tickle your fancy. There's mud wrestling, pole dancing, sexy food and drink to try, and you can even meet some adult stars.

Sex is pleasurable: OK, not everyone will agree that running around and tackling obstacles is pleasurable, but exercise does increase your endorphins, the body's natural feel good chemicals.

Safety is paramount at this run in every way. There's definitely no sex allowed on the event, and neither will we stand for overtly sexual behaviour or unwanted sexual harassment.

Our sole aim of the day is to have fun, so you'll go away feeling fitter, healthier, and with a few more ideas for your night time activities.

As well as having fun, we are also aiming to support various sex-positive based organizations, which is why a portion of the proceeds will be donated to, promoting campaigns against female genital mutilation (FGM) and helping restore a sense of dignity and pleasure.

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Individual CostUntil
$65May 1st, 2014
$85May 16th, 2014 (Online Registration Closes)

There is a no refund policy; however you may transfer your entry to another person. If you cannot attend the event, you may transfer to another wave time for $5.00 or transfer to another runner for $10.00.
We offer Military and Uniformed Officer discounts!
5k run and obstacle course.
Course Description:
There will be 14 obstacles in total. 5 obstacles will be custom adult-themed shaped inflatables, 5 standard, but challenging obstacles and 4 standard obstacles that have been modified to fit an adult theme. The obstacle course will be challenging enough for the “expert mud runner”, but easy enough to be completed by a “mud run virgin”. Our main goal is have fun, induce lots of laughter and promote a sex positive culture while supporting an amazing organization.
Start Time:
First wave begins at 9am and will continue every 20 minutes until 2:00PM.
Aid Stations:
First aid stations with fully equipped paramedics will be accessible throughout the course. Water stations will be located within the course and will be staffed and with enough water handy to accommodate up to 8,000 runners. However, we are closing the event at 4800, so no worries….no one will leave thirsty! If you feel you will need more water than we can accommodate, please bring a water bottle…we want to make sure no one passes out or dies from dehydration. That tends to ruin an event.
What You Get:
  • Free T-Shirt
  • One free beer
  • Free high resolution photos of you tackling our wild and hilarious obstacles.
  • Condom wrapper-shaped medal
  • Post-party access pass where you'll have the opportunity to meet adult starlets, enjoy live music, entertainment and much more!
  • Racing bib with safety pins
We are still working on the contest and prizes we will be offering, so please keep checking back as they will be announced shortly. One contest we have all agreed to debut at the event is the crowing of Mr. and Mrs. X-Rated Run 2014 with a cash prize of $500 each! Stay tuned for details…
There is a spectator fee of $25.00. All spectators will be allowed to enter the post-race party and the vendor display area. Also, there will be designated viewing areas to cheer on fellow runners!
$10.00 per carload on race day! Cash only at the gate, so please have your cash ready! Carpooling is strongly encouraged!
Post Party:
The post-party will be the sexiest party within the mud circuit! We will have a live DJ, burlesque, pole dancing and male revue shows, mud wrestling, food vendors, beer stand, contests, music, the BADDEST MC in Florida and the opportunity to meet beautiful adult starlets! This is a party you WON’T want to miss!
A portion of the proceeds from this event will be donated to the, promoting campaigns against female genital mutilation (FGM) and helping restore a sense of dignity and pleasure. Visit to learn more. Due to the adult nature of this event, children are not allowed to attend and you must be over 18 by the day of the event to be allowed to enter.

We know you’ll want to rinse off and freshen up before the post-party, so showers/rinse off areas will be available onsite.
We are offering a $5.00 discount per team member if you register as a team. So, gather up your friends, family, neighbors and come on out to the sexiest mud run/party on the planet!
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